Hi, I'm Elle. Adults keep telling me that I will become one of them in a few months, but we all know that will never happen.
freshmen advice: y’all know bout high school musical right?? well that shit is legit. better get practicing. everyday at lunch we go hard af. stick to the status quo.
bloodlikesilk requested: i’d like to request michael and hIS TONGUE OKAY LIKE LICKING HIS LIPS AND STICKING HIS TONGUE OUT AND ANYTHING ANYTHING ANYTHING
So I finally caught him in the act of escaping
Did you really think that flimsy wire cage would contain his laser eyes? Consider yourself lucky he didn’t melt you instead.
Why is it that evil villains always find poison to inject into their victims like just literally fill the syringe with air and just stick the needle between their toes or something. It’ll mimic a heart attack and the victim will die pretty quick and NO ONE WILL ASK MANY QUESTIONS BECAUSE IT’LL LOOK LIKE A HEART ATTACK
first of all how do you know this information i feel like the government doesnt want you to know that