Hi, I'm Gabrielle. Adults keep telling me that I will become one of them in a few months, but we all know that will never happen.

meatbicyclevevo:

mocking-scoutandjem:

meatbicyclevevo:

meatbicyclevevo:

What’s the definition of a will?

Come on guys it’s a dead giveaway

literally threw my head back in laughter and hit the wall

how did you throw your head it’s connected to you

(via lord-of-the-nerds)

(Source: tracey-hummel, via rememberingsuunday)

ewebie:

perchu:

razzliox:

perchu:

what rock group has four men that don’t sing

what

mount rushmore 

get out

(via no-thisis-patrickstump)

kelekelo:

every class is art class if you dont care enough

(via coralraven)

I am going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy.

(Source: iamnevertheone, via teatimeat221b)

mszombi:

creepsvillecentral666:

Reasons why October is the best month:

  • Cold but dry weather 
  • Everything is pretty colours
  • Pumpkin pie
  • Pumpkin coffee
  • Everything being made to look spooky
  • Horror movies on TV all the time
  • Halloween
  • Jumper weather
  • Dressing up as scary things
  • Hot drinks
  • Lots of sweets

The smell of dying leaves

If u don’t like October get the FUCK outta my house

(Source: this-tragic-affair, via collidewithluigi)

where-is-my-comb:

Raven’s dad was a hardcore sass-master.

(Source: orangeisthenew-jack, via slitherpuff)

madeupmonkeyshit:

NO TEXT ZONE
NO TEXT ZONE
YOU KNOW BETTER
YOU KNOW BETTER
NO TEXT ZONE

(via punchmouth)

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

(via technicolourtardis)

souflegirlandchinboy:

you know the friendship’s real when there’s a rumour you’re gay for each other

(Source: movelat, via lack-of-eddie)

cupofteaorgtfo:

Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow

(via videogameidiots)

miscnief:

are these still a thing?

(insp)

(Source: dearcorvo, via leviathans-in-the-tardis)

cellar door by coryjohnny for tumblr.
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