Hi, I'm Elle. Adults keep telling me that I will become one of them in a few months, but we all know that will never happen.

lggyzalea:

freshmen advice: y’all know bout high school musical right?? well that shit is legit. better get practicing. everyday at lunch we go hard af. stick to the status quo.

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faustus-syndrome:

Some art-quotes from Carol Rossetti 
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mukenope:

bloodlikesilk requested: i’d like to request michael and hIS TONGUE OKAY LIKE LICKING HIS LIPS AND STICKING HIS TONGUE OUT AND ANYTHING ANYTHING ANYTHING

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grilledcheese4evr:

petalpunx:

stay away from people who make you feel like you are hard to love

This is the most important thing I have ever read.

(via punchmouth)

fenchurchdent:

chicklikemeblog:

Playboy’s catcall flowchart.  

I’m reblogging Playboy. Somebody stop me. 

fenchurchdent:

chicklikemeblog:

Playboy’s catcall flowchart.  

I’m reblogging Playboy. Somebody stop me. 

(via no-thisis-patrickstump)

burningbrighterstill:

on the way home after concerts with your friend like 

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memeqveen:

MY ANACONDA DONT

memeqveen:

MY ANACONDA DONT

(Source: canadumb, via collidewithluigi)

omgbuglen:

godotal:

So I finally caught him in the act of escaping

Did you really think that flimsy wire cage would contain his laser eyes? Consider yourself lucky he didn’t melt you instead.

omgbuglen:

godotal:

So I finally caught him in the act of escaping

Did you really think that flimsy wire cage would contain his laser eyes? Consider yourself lucky he didn’t melt you instead.

(via lack-of-eddie)

everyonedies:

dictatorboy:

My saint bernard lets the outside cats sleep with him

ARE YOU SERIOUS

everyonedies:

dictatorboy:

My saint bernard lets the outside cats sleep with him

ARE YOU SERIOUS

(Source: protoni, via lovebeforethefall)

They’re like, 12”
– The correct way to refer to anyone younger than you (via assguard)

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kamikazeworld:

fantasticsteve:

ohyousourwolf:

Why is it that evil villains always find poison to inject into their victims like just literally fill the syringe with air and just stick the needle between their toes or something. It’ll mimic a heart attack and the victim will die pretty quick and NO ONE WILL ASK MANY QUESTIONS BECAUSE IT’LL LOOK LIKE A HEART ATTACK

first of all how do you know this information i feel like the government doesnt want you to know that

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cellar door by coryjohnny for tumblr.
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