Hi, I'm Elle. Adults keep telling me that I will become one of them in a few months, but we all know that will never happen.

popculturesavvyangel:

320k:

what the FUCK is that hideous yellow circle in the sky

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(Source: purplefridge, via popculturesavvyangel)

spermspeed:

Photo #1: Benjamin Jarvis by Alasdair McLellan
Photo #2: Painting by Matthew Cusick

spermspeed:

Photo #1: Benjamin Jarvis by Alasdair McLellan

Photo #2: Painting by Matthew Cusick

(via stlfford)

popculturesavvyangel:

REASONS TO GET A TATTOO

  • BECAUSE YOU LIKE IT

(via popculturesavvyangel)

trust:

i think the only thing ill ever be proud of is one of my selfies being used as a emo porn site advertisement 

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memeking69:

baby: y…y..
mom: yeah?
baby: Yo Danny Fenton he was just 14 when his parents built a very
strange machine
It was designed to view a world unseen
(he’s gonna catch em all cuz he’s danny phantom )
When it didnt quite work his
folks they just quit then Danny took a look inside of it
there was a great big flash
every thing just changed
his molecules got all rearranged
(phantom phantom)

(via videogameidiots)

DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
Marvel: NEW LATINO GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS SWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
DC: Wait-
Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
DC: I didn't-
Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
Marvel: PEACE

chriskreider:

ljorash4:

chriskreider:

Hockey boys are so weird they’re like “yeah I want a girl who likes hockey” and then u say u like hockey and they’re like “UM I BET U CANT EVEN NAME 1 PLAYER”

I bet you cant

I bet ur a bitch

(via lack-of-eddie)

butt-grab:

so we went to an improv show and we played this game where somebody is given a trait and another player has to guess what it is based on how they answer questions

and one of the players who was a taxidermist was asked “what do you do for a living?” and she replied “oh you know…. stuff” AND TO THIS DAY THAT IS THE GREATEST PUN I HAVE EVER HEARD MY GOD

(via teatimeat221b)

smells-like-emo:

phantasmicphasm:

I don’t know what he’s doing, but Brendon Urie last night at the APMAS

he’s waiting for someone to close to goddamn door

smells-like-emo:

phantasmicphasm:

I don’t know what he’s doing, but Brendon Urie last night at the APMAS

he’s waiting for someone to close to goddamn door

(via sometimessnowwhite)

cellar door by coryjohnny for tumblr.
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